So I have not updated this blog in a while. I know, Bad Girl because all 7 people who read it may be upset. But I wanted to update on some of the quality dates I have been on.
Now I know that not everyone you meet online is going to be PERFECT. There is a lot of misrepresentation. And getting out of a REALLY bad relationship – it did not matter who I dated. As long as they did not try to get hookers or throw hammers at me. My standards are low at best.
So a few months ago I go out with this guy who looks really cute online. Note: ALWAYS look at the height prior to going out with someone. Not that I am a heightist but I would like to be at least the same height and preferably shorter than whoever I am dating.
Anyways I go on a date with this guy and we have to wait for a table. I order a Shock Top. This is nothing crazy. It is a regular beer – and this guy knows nothing about it. Ok, fine. He is not a drinker. I on the other hand, enjoy a good cocktail now and again. But give me a little vodka or too much wine and things spiral quickly out of control.
The first thing that this guy tells me is that he had to have surgery for his eyes because the wiggled constantly. It was like lazy eye surgery but a little more intense. OK, well that is nice. Then he proceeds to point to his eyes and tell me “See, they still do it a little!” – Awesome. If anyone has ever told you that they have a wobbly eye then it is the ONLY thing you look at the whole time.
Of course he ended up being in software – as every single person I have met online has been. So we talked about software all night and I stared at his 5’5’’ wobbly eye.
Needless to say, I did not call him back. Ever.
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