Watch Out for the Big Girls

So I went to a wedding this weekend and I was sitting across from a couple. Mind you, it was me and my friends at the table who have known each other almost ten years – so our interest in talking to anyone else at the table was pretty much limited in general. We chatted with them briefly and then went into our own little gossip filled land of ten years and the antics which had occurred the night prior.

This did not happen without me noticing the couple across from me first. The guy was your average guy who may have been slightly douchey … but let’s be honest, I would’ve dated him. And his girlfriend, well she was just big. Not that I am discriminating. Big girls need love too. But it is a thing I have been noticing more often. And not only was she large, she was not even very nice. She ordered him around and he followed her like a puppy dog.

I am not thin my any means. I am curvy. I always have been. I never have been one of those stick thin girls. But you would not look at me and think – THAT IS A LARGE WOMAN. I even got my bra size fitted the other day and it’s a 34 F … if you do not know how this works. 34 is your ribcage size. F would be the cup size. I am thinking because it was strapless and the girls had to get in. So I was buying a 36DD - Which works with some bras but clearly I was was not fitted properly. And really – what happened to E? Did we just skip E?

Anyways my point is. I am curvy – but range around a size 10 – (and 8 prior to my last boyfriend where we had to eat wings almost every day - which I am working back down to).

I have done some random eRage on my ex. Postings on Do Not Date this Guy.com and Craigslist and a few other sites. Purely out of anger. I may kind of regret it now because it was petty. But I just didn’t want anyone to experience the hurt which I felt again. And a lot of these posts warranted responses. And with said responses came some Google IDs and with said Google IDs came pictures. Pictures of MORE big girls he was sleeping with. Or trying to sleep with. Or had slept with. He also found said postings and let’s just say was less than happy.

Now I had seen many a large woman he had relations with so I just assumed I was safe from cheating. I mean he had his curvy girl regular sized girl at home so why would he look elsewhere. I guess I was wrong.

So after this experience, I have been noticing it more and more. Big girls with seemingly normal sized men. It is everywhere. I guess I don’t get the fetish. Maybe they are really good in bed? Is it that saying – “more cushion for the pushing”? I have no idea.

One of my best guy friends admitted to finding women on sites like Hot or Not and CL and they were Large Marge but he had sex with them anyways and said “It was just a hole.” One woman he said had to be at a 45 degree angle just so he could figure out where to put it. You know it is bad when you cannot locate the hole.

This is not a rant but just an observation. And honestly I have nothing against larger people … I don’t know why my guy would look for a 44DD when he had someone with a 34 at home. I am sure some of these are nice and amazing women and maybe I am just jaded. But a Fat Chick fetish, really?

But my new theme song is “Watch Out for the Big Girls” – just FYI.